Thursday, June 08, 2006

a brief peek into the life of s.j.

could have sworn i was going to be in the obituaries tomorrow.

ripping down the high way with a few friends, high in cigar fumes, music screaming.
weaving in out of traffic, catching air on the uneven road, hearing the brakes sqeal as we turn corners on two wheels,
i watched numbly (partially due to the smoke inhalation) as the two front seaters egged each other which between them is a greater daredevil.

but even as we nearly started a 3 car pile up, the only thing going through my head was: 'gee, i hope they have clean boxers upstairs 'cause otherwise i'm going commando'

42 comments:

;iulu said...

you little..big...grrr..(and I can't post pics of fully-clothed skivvified peoples..)

imho you should have been thinking : "gee, i hope the ambulance guys find me with a clean pair on.."




ps- yo, how brief of a peek if they're boxers..

s.J. said...

geez, big sis.
it wasn't my idea.

(flat out) no.

;iulu said...

(did you at least save one for me..the one from cirque?)




seatbelts boychick?

/bubbie

socialworker/frustrated mom said...

I don't see the pic. Reminds me of my grandfather who looks every day in the obits to see if he is there. Quite a life you have.

anonym00kie said...

upstairs?

Rivky said...

and [i]I[/i] worry about cops.
nice boxers btw.

s.J. said...

m00ks- or downstairs. where ever life takes me.

trixies- i doubt i'd have to deal with them if i died.

thanks. google images.

;iulu said...

"thanks. google images. "


trix- you believe him??

anonym00kie said...

did i dream the legless slurpee story or was that on your blog??

senility is not my friend!

kasamba said...

If you are going to drive with daredevils always wear clean underwear with your name on the label.

It'll save everyone alot of time trying to ID you.

s.J. said...

running am00k-took it down for now. personal reasons.

kasamba- it was sorta like using a city cab; but without paying a fare.

Bonnie B said...

Your ride reminds me of a trip to Mazatlan. I didn't realize it until we were weaving in and out of traffic, but our cabbie was seriously drunk.
All I could think was "if I make it out of here alive, I swear I'm hitting the maragaritas."
And I did.
Don't remember much about the trip back to the boat.

s.J. said...

g'fraid- thanks.

bonnie belle- ahhhh, but i've been dry dock for two years now. and i doubt the concession at the theater sold anything stronger than root beer and ginger ale.

;iulu said...

(funny, i kept thinkning the images on the shorts were skeletons and guitars.

now i see the skellys ran away :( do they glow?)

s.J. said...

repeat: I DON'T ACTAULLY OWN THESE BOXERS. I'VE GOT JOLLY ROGERS, FLAMES, BOXING GLOVES, SUN FISH, THREE PAIRS OF PLAID, BOWLING ONES, A GAMBLING PAIR, ONES THAT SAYS 'WISE GUY' ALL OVER THEM, ANOTHER THAT SAYS 'SMARTY PANTS', GRADUATION ONES (THAT I ACTUALLY WORE TO MY GRADUATION), BOTTLES WITH NOTES THAT SAY 'HELP!-SEND SALSA AND DIP!',etc..... but no fender guitars.

s.J. said...

*chips and dip.

;iulu said...

('twas Gibson, not Stratocasters)

;iulu said...

and thank you for the inventory.

s.J. said...

OR GIBSON!!!

i didn't finish yet....

;iulu said...

what're yours anyway?

;iulu said...

(i meant guitars)

s.J. said...

{phew! was going nudist today}

let's see...
-the junky half neck beginner's is a no name
-the electric is an ibenez
-and the elctric acoustic is a galveston

;iulu said...

shweet!

(now when're you playing for us..?)

s.J. said...

we've been down this road before.

i suck at guitar.

;iulu said...

no we haven't
no you don't

and leave that to the masses to judge.




(fine, how about djembe then?)

s.J. said...

i can do that.
i've jammed once with a jewish all star (i think it was yisrael williger- does that make sense?) at a kumzitz in pennsylvania and no one complained.
so i guess i'm decent.

;iulu said...

(aaarghboy!!!!)


SEE?

s.J. said...

yes. i'm decent.

;iulu said...

(how.does.he.manage.to.win.every.argument.every.darn.time.?!?)

s.J. said...

hee.

Rivky said...

but if you lived... anyway I was talking about the driver.
always wanted to play. never got lessons. (an awful lota things I want to do)
and flor- the trick is agree

s.J. said...

yeah. guess you're right.

what, guitar or precussions?

Rivky said...

both. but I tried guitar, taught myself a little, but then it got out of tune

s.J. said...

not hard to tune.

i'm sure one of your bro.s have dabbled in it. ask him to give you a hand.

;iulu said...

i asked my sis and she refuses to teach me ..how unfair is thta??!?! (all i know is jingle bells and first few notes to some metallica song)

the sabra said...

hey jingle bells was the first 'real' song i learned on guitar...

;iulu said...
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s.J. said...

flor- i' can teach you what i know; but it's not alot.

;iulu said...

we all have something to offer that another is lacking..

s.J. said...

yes guru.

;iulu said...

nope, just a disciple of the great oracle..

s.J. said...

*snort*