hey kiddies!!!
it's me, uncle s.j. here to tell you you don't need to use razors or snort coke to feel happy.
yup. safety pins and magic markers are just as potent and they're a fraction of the price.
alrighty then, my young impressionable zombies,
your favorite uncle must be off.
stay tuned next time as we try to make this world a better place.
till then remember: don't eat dinner when you pour cynide in the cooking pot.
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..or toss lit Zippo's (with oddly flickering skull-eyes) down air ducts..
that's all the cafeteria had for lunch today? mucho nutritious
yeah yeah.
Cute and to the point. Great pic of uncle s.j.
I don't even want to imagine what you can do with safety pins
not as affective, but affective nontheless. safety scissors otoh, can gouge out an eyeball just as well as a fish scaler.
That's my boy- high on life!!!
1) You can't snort crack--crack is crystalized coke. When you learn how to snort crystals without them getting stuck, let me know.
2) Sheesh. Do we have to take away the plastic knives again?
3) Charming picture. Looks like a cross between Santa and Nazi propaganda.
to all y'all- >:D
hee scraps
he snorts what he wants
when he wants
which reminds me..
damn
nothing. an appt
what? s/t i did?
think man, think
2..
...pills every day.
[which i've been doing]
acc. to doc's orders
i yelled, then i wanted in.
ye?
i suppose...
yesno?
please?
we'll see...
practical uncle we have here, eh?
(hey what do you think will happen if i stick my fork in this little hole thingy in the wall..?
only good things; i promise.
figured.
only good safe fun on the uncle sj show...
Kids, TRY THIS AT HOME!
yes indeed.
toe-sters in the bathtub too?
weee!
asdk your parents to help you with the extention cord.
(wow déjå vu..)
whatever makes you happy.
how be dem blades?
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