Friday, May 05, 2006

the end?

to all the fuckers and friends who peruse this excuse for a blog:

it's just about time to shut this thing down.
don't have the nerve to hit 'delete' quite yet; -but it's coming.
be seeing you.

52 comments:

Rivky said...

e tu brute?

Rivky said...

copy paste it all to word and save it on your computer. do not delete the blog before you delete all the posts on it, cause you will never be able to delete it after. and I think that is all the advice I can give you for ditching the blog.

s.J. said...
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s.J. said...

thanks.
not pulling the plug;
-yet.
no until the sparks of creativity have gone out for good.

s.J. said...

*not

anonym00kie said...

noooo.. i just found your blog.. dont delete it yet.. gimme a few days to catch up first! although, i have a feeling that if we are waiting for your sparks of creativity to go out, you should be around for a while..

s.J. said...

could be. but then, you have nothing to worry about -do you?

Scraps said...

[cries]

Everyone's leaving me! :'(

Anonymous said...

I know scraps, I feel the same way.
btw sj, I'm taking this as a good sign, you write your best when your depressed. so if creativity as running out then your feeling better.
ps. I'm not as good at making up names as you.

s.J. said...

which is not a good thing.

;iulu said...

HOW FLIPPIN DARE YOU PULL THE PLUG ON OTHERS' LIFESUPPORT!?!!?

if you do i'll..i'll..argh! you cannot!
no- simply horrible to murder the cult following that stalks your every hyphenated line of verse and vent.

there'll be a lot of us to bury if you kill this off. jest so you know.





ps- im here. none of the 1,004 alia ive signed with in the past. me. out in the open. seeking justice.

s.J. said...

girl, you trippin'.

Anonymous said...

geez,who's in the 'friends' category?

s.J. said...

you know who you are...

socialworker/frustrated mom said...

Woooooo I am sure this is just one of your moods and it will pass.

s.J. said...

could be.
could/probably/hopefully(?) be not.

Anonymous said...

yo.stop this shit now
if not i'll finish the job i started to last week. you were right to be freaked, i was gonna go the whole way..

s.J. said...

is this one of those private jokes, so private that only you understand it?
cause i'm lost

Rivky said...

comeon, its a bad thing that you would be feeling not depressed. I mean I know it feels good and all, but...

s.J. said...

it sounds weird, but it's the truth.
try writing about the unfairness of life (for example) when you're bursting with joy.

None available said...

s.j. what do you have against leaving one honest blogger in this community? One who is ready to express the harshness with a humorous flick of hand?

Oh, really now.
Get laid.

s.J. said...

nice start,
but getting laid isn't the answer to everything.

(unless the meaning of life is to get herpes.)
((in which case, i want out.))

Scraps said...

Please don't leave us. :-(

s.J. said...

nobody wants to hear 'bout peoples personal life and problems.

s.J. said...

*at least mine.

;iulu said...

smack.smack.smack.
that's without a sleeve.
(and a kick for good measure)

goodgd!!!! man, don't you see we WANT to hear it. we lap it up in thirst. our lives are too boring to recount.

;iulu said...

stupid? yes
stories? no

you live life over the top. you laugh to keep sane. (i'd continue but i'm not sure you want this shared in the public arena..)
some of us grovel at the bottom of the foodchain.
nothing there but sports, politics and brobdingnagian turds.

s.J. said...

what?
you didn't think the homeless dude getting fried cause he peed on the third rail was fricken hilarious?

you've got to get your sense of humor medically examined.

;iulu said...

:sad smile:

s.J. said...

clo-ose

s.J. said...

no!!!!!!!!!!!!

s.J. said...

agghhhhhh!!!!!!
stopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!

;iulu said...

battery acid m'boy..

s.J. said...

-hey! that's my line-

;iulu said...

ive been reprogrammed. against my will of course. but torture..ah gawd. worse than s&m.

;iulu said...

hmm..i sorta liked those shorts he was wearing.
'nother trip to the village to pick me up a pair?
(wonder if he has to wax his appendages..how else would we be seeing his tats & spikes..)

s.J. said...

the shorts weren't THAT short.
besides you know i don't go looking at men's appendages.
that for your OTHER friend.

;iulu said...

his full tat-sleeves and legs were sorta hard to miss.
hmm? which other friend, pray tell??

s.J. said...

oh. arms and legs are appendages?

a fanatic amongst his peers(or should i say queers)...

;iulu said...

oh. him.
right. i only im him 2x a year. im due for an update. tons of q's about his lifestyle

;iulu said...

and grosso!
yes, arms and legs are appendages.
but you knew that
ick, lunch is creeping up my gullet..

s.J. said...

powerade? i'm not sure if it's worse going down or going up.

;iulu said...

fine
im shutting up
and im crying as i do it.

s.J. said...

you should have seen option b.

;iulu said...

to quote someone famous: hee.

s.J. said...

hee hee.

;iulu said...

btw- i was on another blog here that had you linked. I clicked and it said there was no such blog.
i think i flipped..
(chest pain again)

s.J. said...

huh?
wha' you talkin 'bout?

;iulu said...

I
was
perusing
a
blog
that
had
yours
linked.
I
clicked.
and
blogger
politely
informed
me
that
no
such
blog
existed.
i
read
it
three
times
and
refused
to
believe
it.
my
heart
was
shattering
madly.
how
could
all
this
good
poetry
be
be
be...
gone!
all
the
insight
and
life
advice
(you
should
be
a
guru
btw).
i
recited
the
abc
a
few
times
till
i
calmed
down.
then
typed
in
your
url
by
hand
and resumed
breathing
again
when
i
saw
it
was
alive
after
all.
the end

s.J. said...

{crazy nutter}

s.J. said...

take a chill, pill.

;iulu said...

trying.
no luck yet