for those of you who haven't seen it on trixies blog yet (shame on you), here's s/t fresh and not too moody. as for the rest of you...
um... you're screwed (don't worry; new shit soon)
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socks socks
socks socks socks.
why does everyone assume you need a pair?
socks socks
socks socks socks
is it 'cause they're braindead or perhaps they just don't care?
everytime i get a gift
i first give it a sniff
to make sure that's something good (like cash)
but if it smells of socks
won't open up the box
i toss it out the window to the trash
socks socks
socks socks socks.
is to get thought out gift is just too hard?
socks socks
socks socks socks
don't bother waiting for the thank you card
i'll go a tad extreme
to show you what i mean
a man i knew had no legs past his knees
when is his birthday came about
you should have seen him shout:
'what the heck am i to do with these?!?'
socks socks
socks socks socks.
kneesocks, anklets, argyle, herringbone
socks socks
socks socks socks
next birthday, think i'll hoof it all ALONE.
51 comments:
you know what I have to say about this
and what would that be?
whatever I said on my blog. I don't remember.
LOL!
Hey, I just found your blog!
It looks like my teenager's bedroom!
now i know how to get your greenstuff back to you..hehe..
(want kneesocks to go with that kilt 'o yours?)
Hey, I like socks. I'll take yours.
k- gee. that's great.
f- first i need the warpaint...
s-they're yours.
warpaint is like coverup makeup== vain.
no way. it's the sign of a savage warrior.
(and if i'm wearing a fricken kilt and kneesocks, why can't i wear goddamn warpaint?)
Very cute to say the least.
gotta wear some goddamn piercings too.
as i was falling asleep tuesday night i decided i wanted 5.
let's go
flor, take a look at the weekly torah portion.
besides they are yucky.
i haven't looked a chumash in so long i prob forgot how to read.
no wait, its the same letters as tehillim uses, correct?
what's so yucky? we have metal in our teeth, and holding bones together (in drastic cases), why not ears too?
i'm all for it.
though being a lazy butt, i didn't do my research yet.
(but five? let me get one first.)
claire's or the village?
don't make a difference.
your call
we have to arrange for someone to hold your hand bro
what?
whatever for?
for when the s&m ppl walk by
i know how painful it is
to look at weirdos in leather bondage masks?
disturbing? yes
painful? i don't think so.
well then!
flounces out of the room
'flounces'? i didn't think anyone was actually able to that sort of thing.
*do
flor- I have no problem with metal in ears. I got some myself. its when you get into the other parts of the body that gets yucky.
the torah portion discusses mutilation of the body.
i know
someone just reminded me of that earlier ;)
and what's wrong with a few more in the ears?
Dude, forget the socks.
Damn that layout! h0tt.
mutilation?
would would you call 'waxing'?
a joy ride in the park?
(waxing is wot separates the men from the girls)
keep your breakfast down sj.
i sure hope so.
[waves of nausea]
oh L!!
did you write that?
I'll suppose you did - and boy oh boy was that funny -
do you mind if I copy it and send it into school with my teenage girls? I think they should share it with their teacher and classmates - and I'll think for humor's sake - I'll just print and save it in my comedy files for access.
You're very creative.
Haven't read anything on your post other than this poem.....yet - lol
I will
but thought I would say
You're cute!
I have all his peoms saved on my computer for my future english students.
sooo.....ARE YOU?
{muahahahahaha.....}
theonlyway- sure. i'm down with that.
(just leave out the froofy cutey stuff next time. you sound like my super girly older sister.)
trixies- no.way. i'm supremely flattered.
anon(a.k.a. FLOR)- did you read of your refrence in the the above comment?
excusez-moi frère??
g-g-girly..?
eh? what ref? english pls.
2 can play at this game of yours.
if you'd let me know which game, I could actually attempt at playing.. <_<
well, your's doodle's and psycho's. besides if and when those english students will exist is questionable. but that shouldn't take away from your state of flatteredness
Deeper and deeper we delve into the matter:
The Foot Book
by Dr. Seuss
Left foot,
left foot
Right foot,
right
Feet in the morning
Feet at night.
Left foot,
Left foot,
Left foot,
Right.
Wet foot, dry foot
Low foot, high foot
Front feet, back feet
Red feet, black feet
Left foot,
right foot
Feet, feet, feet
How many, many feet you meet.
Slow feet, quick feet.
Trick feet, sick feet
Up feet, down feet
Here come the clown feet.
Small feet, big feet
Here come the pig feet.
His feet, her feet
Fuzzy fur feet
In the house and on the street,
How many, many feet you meet.
Up in the air feet
Over a chair feet
More and more feet
Twenty-four feet.
Here come more and more..................................and more feet!
Left foot. Right foot.
Feet. Feet. Feet.
Oh how many feet you meet.
flor- don't play stupid sis...
trix- geez....no wonder your comp. moves so slow
tom- who appears to be having too much fun on lag b'omer? hmm?
You posted about socks, thought I'd stick to theme.
Lotsa lotsa fun, eh.
Lagba sounds like Ganja. Or so I'm told.
tommy
please
do
not
feed
the
animals.
he's doped enough today as it is
My apologies.
Funny, I am actually wasting my time here waiting for my nutrient agar to coagulate. Feedin' em germs, feedin' em.
Doped? Ah. I vont a smoke.
Tsk, tsk. Y'all should know better. Turning yer lungs black, y'are.
scraps- yep, as i keep telling him.
next i know he's offering ever so sweetly and you just can't say no..
help!
more posts for the desiccated..dyin' here w/o proper nutritional (spiritual?) intake bro.
congrats on 2k d00d!
sj-I shoulda just kept my mouth shut, ya?
s.j- socks have many great uses.(even for people with no legs)They make awesome nosewarmers, hand puppets, and disguises. tomboy- fox in sox. trix- u dont really have my stuff on ur computer,do u?
thomas- ah. which explains all the happy little breslavers
scrapy doo- maybe. but the brain is happy.
flörida- all in good time.
trix are for kids- silly rabbit, don't worry 'bout it.
doodlehead- right.
Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.
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