over the last few days, i've been privy to a wonder that will unite all of mankind.
a creation so remarkable it's very name will strike fear in the cowardly hearts of evil-doers globally.
a device that is so incredible, i dare not even utter its name.
(so i'll show you a picture)
((bad guys beware))
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it was just fine without the zing I think.
*singing*
'...all you need is zingo.
all you need is zingo.
all you need is zingo, zingo.
zingo's all you need.'
You are hesterical. Glad you liked the game. Did you purchase it yet? The most positive post yet. I am truly honored. Thanks for the zing and pesach swing.
shiot.
i friggin LAFFED!
p.s. methinks it's 'bingo thzingo' (with the accent on the 'thzingo' part mind you)
to the slapper- working towards it. savin' up my pennies.
(and the thanks goes to YOU)
flör- great. mission accomplished.
[evil laughter]
You only need 3,000 pennies! It could be a nice floor covering.
...and walls.
getting the plaster ready.
*mom! can i do some work in the bathroom?*
that's hilarious!
Man- I'm still looking for my sock and and T-Rex. did you get them yet?
Finally, the key to peace for all mankind.
[duly impressed]
We shall never forget:
Snap, crackle, pop.
Wait, I mixed up something here.
smb- hilarious? you mean world-altering, i assume.
flor- no. but i got a birphday.
scraps- see mom? i am good for something.
tomboy-no no no. you confuse with the mighty kellogs oracle.
mix in a buzzing wasp, cute kid with perfect pearly whites (that likes to bite The Man), green straws (x2), water, little kiddie underwear (or lack thereof) and some cream cookies. did I get it all? we should have made this a meet. well I was only a guest at the tekes. oh well.
Happy birphday. I always knew you were good at something.
when is your bday anyway?
tekes? whah that?
missed it.
by four months and six days.
(dec. is four months back, right?)
Tekes: ceremony, celebration. According to this place: http://www.hebrewatmilah.org/maskilon3/ (If you want to do your own search, the first letter is tet.)
shit. and i found the perfect card and all..
scraps- thank you miriam webster.
flor- c'mon you knew this a while ago.
i didn't. same with the arrid. you never told me.
yes i did.
you wished me a happy b day.
(it was on h.)
S.j.--you're quite welcome, although my name isn't Miriam. Nice guess, though.
Flor--watch yo' mouth, chile!
right. im not in kansas anymore.
In Kansas they teach young'uns to talk politely, none of that pottymouthness there.
ok, for you I add an 'o' after the 'i'. deal?
Yoter mi'klum. I'll take what I can get.
--Mom
I have a new blog allvents.blogspot.com for the pure purpose of venting it is part of my main page. Hope people will use it.
vent? us?
scraps- your last name is webster??
Sj--nah, but it makes a good alias.
but miriam doesn't?
Heh. Nah, I'm rather fond of Scraps.
me too. scraps sounds like the stuff on the cutting room floor that's left at the end of the day, but the boss' small daughter comes along and lovingly collects the forlorn pieces and goes home to fashion a doll with her grammy or something.. :)
Flor, have you never read the Wizard of Oz books? That's where I got Scraps from. :)
I know where you got it from (plus I saw your explanation), I'm just saying why I personally like it and what it connotes. hey, that q should be part of the meme:)
Okay, okay. Sorry 'bout that. :)
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