Thursday, April 06, 2006

sunshine on the dark mind

oh, what a glorious morning!
what a day to be alive
the sun is about and the city's abuzz
like bumblebees tending their hive

the temperature's certainly wonderful
the epitomy of perfect weather
with no wind and no clouds, nor humidity
you simply could not ask for better.

it seems everything's dressed in its finest
and the overall look's not too grody
there's a skip and a bounce in everyone's step
- I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!!!

55 comments:

Scraps said...

Someone's feeling peckish, I see. I'm actually not in such a bad mood today...not such a great one, either, but I can't complain. I'm hoping I'll get out to see the sunshine before it gets dark.

s.J. said...

go to the park, zoo or whatever.
but stay off the street.

-sniper j

Anonymous said...

You left your bullets in the microwave again.



-Mom

s.J. said...

dag! i knew there was no such thing as a fishstick-shooting rifle.

s.J. said...
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Scraps said...

Okay, parks are fine with me.

You microwave your fish sticks? They're much better if you cook them in the toaster oven.

s.J. said...

[i hate fishsticks and try to find an assault weapon that will will enable me to bring these lethal objects to their full potential ]

Scraps said...

Well, it's a good thing fish sticks are chametz, so mine are all eaten. Now you can't steal them and use them against me.

s.J. said...

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scraps said...

Kill a dust bunny, it will make you feel better.

s.J. said...

trust me, there ain't enough dust bunny for that sort of killing.

Anonymous said...

fish stinks.
bullets look nicer on a chain around your neck than in your head.
just saying it like it is.


p.s. can one bullet kill two people at once?

s.J. said...

depends how thin they are.

(don't make me kick you sis! you're not a loser!!!!)

socialworker/frustrated mom said...

Certainly sounded positive until the last line. Besides the upbeat pic of course. Somehow I like the style of your creative poem.

s.J. said...

thank you, thank you
[humble bow]

Rivky said...

first time I'm checking this place out in explorer and my settings must be wacked because everything is huge. just thought I'd share

s.J. said...

that's weird...
is it at least in the creepy font i downloaded?

Anonymous said...

affirmative, they're both thin.

s.J. said...

huh?

Anonymous said...

1 bullet. two ppl. look in above posts

s.J. said...

right.

just point 'em out and watch them drop.

Anonymous said...

one's dead. we're trying to keep the other above water..

s.J. said...

above water?

Anonymous said...

ye, a swirly won't go him much good, correct?

His head's all there, we jest gotta convince him.. :(

Anonymous said...

*do

s.J. said...

i'm not sure what you're refering to refering to refering to,
but i'm game.

;iulu said...

my meds..getting to me..ack

s.J. said...

that's what happens when you steal from your little bro.

;iulu said...

b-b-b-ut I didn't really. i only took one to show the doc so I could get the same candy...waaaaaaaaa

s.J. said...

as a punishment...you're getting a pedicure

;iulu said...

gross no. I paint my own nails, thanks. (and yes, some of us do shower daily..no need for foot massages)

;iulu said...

g-d that^ sounded bad. tmi.
aaaaanyway if I'm getting one, so are you. hehe.
does mom want one too? we'll get a group discount.

;iulu said...

and a manicure for sj. musn't forget that.













wtf am i doing????

s.J. said...

i don't need a manicure.

(wait! that didn't come out right)

;iulu said...

you're right. grow 'em a bit more and we'll take you.

belated b-day present.

s.J. said...

were you ever scratched by three inche long fingernails?

keep talking crazy talk...

Scraps said...

Mom doesn't want a manicure or a pedicure. I asked.

s.J. said...

are we talking about the same mom?

cause the one i know never says no to a bodywork

;iulu said...

hehe s.j.. she doesn't??

:roflmao:

it's off to the piercing parlor then. pronto

s.J. said...

i'm down.
gotta find a source first though.

;iulu said...

down?
source?

english m'boy!

Scraps said...

Standard American English, that is.

;iulu said...

he can answer in the Cali accent, can't he scraps?

Scraps said...

*sigh* Okay, fine. As long as he doesn't throw in any st00pid Cali-phrases, like "Totally AWEsome, dude!" and nonsense like that.

;iulu said...

i realized i can get anymore holes or tats in case i need ot give blood/platelets for bub..but i'll hold mom's hand. heck, we can do the piercings at home.

;iulu said...

*can't

s.J. said...

when i find the source( i'm pretty sure there is one)
feel free to blast away.
(tats are out for now. nothing too far out 'gainst the good book.)

;iulu said...

what source? now im confused

;iulu said...

no tats, ive only done piercings before anyway, so we'll start there

s.J. said...

i.e. lack of source that flat out forbids guys to wear scrap metal

;iulu said...

no lack of source. ears take a minute to do. want it?

;iulu said...

i mean yes lacking. gd, im sorry. im leaving.

s.J. said...

can s/o explain to me the ramblings of this girl?

Scraps said...

What, you think they make sense to anyone besides her?

s.J. said...

just curious.