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Thursday, March 23, 2006
sleeping easy
i went to a confrence today; a meeting with those, who live under the bed. and lurk in the closet and basement and attic. that slink in the shadows and creep in the dark.
i asked them to stop going bump in the night. it's starting to freak me out.
you weren't at the meeting point. I stayed till sunrise and nearly froze my ears off. *pout then took tea and crumpets with the garbagemen when they came 'round. I think I'll be a rubbish collector too. exciting life
20 comments:
Did they agree to your terms?
a bit. if i improve the workroom conditions.
What does that entail? Do you have to vacuum/sweep under the bed, or just the opposite--let the dust bunnies grow at will?
i have to install a coffee maker, and supply donuts twice a month
That's not too terrible. I wish my office supplied donuts twice a month.
hide under your boss's desk, and make creepy noises when he least expects it.
Temporarily take them out of commission with some sleeping pills. Forget negotiations. Duh.
:-)
and how exactly am i supposed to get ti down their gullets?
*it
good question
easy..'even the sharpest knife needs a handle..'
I'm coming over Thursday to have a word with them..tell 'em I'm toting the brass knuckles..
bring 'em
you never know.
you weren't at the meeting point. I stayed till sunrise and nearly froze my ears off. *pout
then took tea and crumpets with the garbagemen when they came 'round. I think I'll be a rubbish collector too. exciting life
sorry.
i was captured by canibalistic pygmies at the time.
not a very good excuse, but that's what happened.
< crunch >
< crunch >?
(thinkingof cannibalism and good marrow bones..yum..)
keep on smelling it, sister.
oh I will, 'specially since mom invited me to the source of it..
:P
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